self storage A drunk gets on a bus. He starts looking for change in his pocket as the driver drives off impatiently. When the bus starts rolling, he is forced all the way to the back of the bus. Then, the bus stops at the next stop, which sends him to the front of the bus. All this time, the drunk continues to search in his pockets for change. Once again, the bus moves forward, forcing the drunk to the back of the bus. Every time the bus stops, he is sent rushing to the front. Similarly, every time the bus starts, he staggers to the back. A few stops later, the drunk exits the bus from the front. “Hey! You didn’t pay your fare yet!” the bus driver shouts. In response, the drunk shouts back, “And I’m not going to! I walked the whole way!” audiojs.events.ready(function(){var as = audiojs.createAll();}); 一位醉漢搭上了公車。就在他開始在口袋裡尋找零錢的同時,司機不耐煩地將車子向前駛去。當公車開始向前開動時,他就一路跌撞到公車的最後面。當公車在下一站停站時,又讓他跌跌撞撞到公車的前面。這一路上,醉漢繼續摸索著口袋裡的零錢。公車再次前行,迫使醉漢蹣跚而行到公車的後面。每次公車到站停靠,他就跌撞向前方行。同樣地,每次公車啟動時,他就搖搖晃晃向後倒到後面。過了幾站之後,醉酒到公車前面下車。公車司機喊道:「嘿,你沒有支付你的車費!」醉漢也喊話作為回應:「我才不要付咧!我一路上都在走!」 生活必備字詞 ◎drive off (to)... 開動;驅車前往…….Sam drove off to his office 10 minutes ago.◎stagger vi. 蹣跚而行◎in response (to...) 作為(對……的)回應.Todd quit in response to his salary cut. (本文節錄自《常春藤生活英語》雜誌,完整內容請見九月號。)迷你倉
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Drunk Refuses to Pay the Fare 不付車資的醉漢
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